02.27.02-11:07 p.m.> So you know that Orange Clean stuff on TV ? Yea, my mom found the whole kit in some schlocky dollar store today and now my whole house smells like oranges and now I'm all nauseous from noxious gas fumes. ugh squared. I didnt watch any of Ed tonight because I was babysitting as I do on my nights off from work, and my cousin Nick has two big ass tests tomorrow and he knew little to NONE of the material. Now if he does poorly I will totally blame myself. ugh cubed even. I had a dream about Barenaked Ladies having to live in my room due to a bus accident today, while I napped on the couch. It made Ed very very bitter in a "Why god why ?, shaking of angry fists" kinda way. It was way trippy. Like really trippy. And then it got all Ann Frankish in the sense that I was like harboring them,and a big angry mob complete with torches knocked on my door and was like "GIVE UP THE CANADIANS" to which I replied "NEVAH !" I'm blaming this one on Genaand my super secret crush on Steven Page. I saw Dashboard on MTV TWICE TODAY. *smacks forehead* Soon the planets shall align, and the mall punk uprising shall begin. Prepare yourselves.
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