03.06.02-2:02 a.m.> *steps up to the podium* Hello everyone, Im here tonight tolet you in on a little something Im embarassed about. As my friends and fellow diarylanders I feel you have the right to know. See Normally I've taken the stance of being Anti MTV, but when I heard the Osbournes were going to have their own Reality Based TV show I giggled and clapped with joy for one majorly idiotic reason... brace yourselves... I have a big loser crush on Jack Osbourne. What is he like 16 ? Somebody smack me. Eeeep,please dont arrest me. Oh I hope the boy never types his name into a search engine and winds up in these parts. He is such cuteness though ! Why do I like chubby boys with glasses so much ? Sigh. The world may never know.
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