older-contact-homeland-me-notes

03.02.03-6:22 p.m.>

I just spent at least an hour on travelocity.com trying to find my dad a flight to ft. lauderdale for my backward cousin's backward wedding in backwards florida with the stupid backwards alligators that I wasnt even invited to.

I hate florida.

Anyways, he got a really good price, and will join the family at yet another wedding where I will sit home and have to hear about what happened.

God do I hate family politics.

IM A GROWNUP NOW.

Invite me to things.

Dayamn.

Well now I have one really good excuse not to invite them to mine.

Yea,my completely hypothetical,non existent pretend wedding.

Fuck everyone.

Im cranky.