2001-08-15-11:38 a.m.>

Mother of god I just went out to get the mail, and I was walking, la la la, I kinda walk funny, all little crooked with my feet funny, anyways, because I dont LOOOK where I put my feet, before my feet go there, I just stubbed the group of tiny toes on my left foot, and screamed a long list of expletives,holy sweet potato pie did that hurt. Im sorry little toesy woesy woo woos. It'll be ok.

Nate still has my puppy.

I am worried.

I believe my puppy to be in Boston, at the residence of some girl named Sarah's.

Owwww, MY TOES HURT.