02.01.02-1:23 a.m.>

Carson Daly and his talk show are incredibly lame.

Though late night TV has been wonderful these past few days, a dizzying blur of Jason Schwartzman.

Letterman last night, Daily Show and Conan Today, and Letterman again with Phantom Planet.

I found my Telefile thing, or my mom did,(woohoo) dialed the little 800 number and got my taxes done in a record 10-15 minutes. I hung up the cordless and stared at it in awe of modern telecommunication technology for a good minute or so. Im still giddy.

Telefile, the nations fastest, easiest way to directly file your federal income taxes, and best of all, its FREE.

God Bless America.

They should put me in a commercial.