03.06.02-2:02 a.m.>

*steps up to the podium*

Hello everyone, Im here tonight tolet you in on a little something Im embarassed about. As my friends and fellow diarylanders I feel you have the right to know.

See Normally I've taken the stance of being Anti MTV, but when I heard the Osbournes were going to have their own Reality Based TV show I giggled and clapped with joy for one majorly idiotic reason...

brace yourselves...

I have a big loser crush on Jack Osbourne. What is he like 16 ? Somebody smack me. Eeeep,please dont arrest me. Oh I hope the boy never types his name into a search engine and winds up in these parts. He is such cuteness though ! Why do I like chubby boys with glasses so much ?

Sigh.

The world may never know.