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04.17.02-10:40 p.m.>

The only thing good about this Sudden Summery weather is the dissappearance of Stereotypical Long Island Boys and Girls from daily life...

Thats right,

Lawnguyland Female, with her just manicured nails and hair with too much styling product is on her way to the Beach, with her Male Counterpart, complete with boardshorts, wife beater an accent that pales in comparison to EVEN MINE. Thats right boys and girls, its time to hit the Coastline in the Car Mommy and/or Daddy just bought you, so you can sit in the sand and work on the fake and bake tan you've invested so much in during the winter months, all the while unknowingly throwing away your education.

Surf's Up in NY !!!!!

Me ? Bitter ?

Feh !