06.07.02-12:21 p.m.>

So the osbournes are doing a signing at the Virgin Megastore in Times Square, and because Im mildly retarded over a certain 16 (DIRTY, so DIRTY) year old boy, I just might have to go.

But kids, I cant play the fangirl.

It just aint my style.

Oh my god, Im such a criminal.