07.10.02-9:09 p.m.> A play in one act Our Protagonist, one Melissa, enters a local video rental chain hoping to make purchase of the aforementioned DVD. She wanders aimlessly for a few moments before being asked if she needs help by a seemingly intelligent,polite,employee of said video rental chain. Boy:Can I help you find something ? M: Yea, actually, Im looking for The Royal Tenenbaums..but not to rent, to buy. Boy:ooh we have that behiiiind the counter not out here Have you seen the movie ? M:Yea, actually. Boy:....and you liked it ???? I thought it was kinda retarded, and Gwyneth looked so haggy. Well I guess its your 25 dollars right ? At least its not my money. M:Well...your selling tactic is unusual I'll admit, but consider me sold. Sometimes the sheer stupidity of people is amazing.
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