08.19.02-10:52 a.m.>

Lets talk about my continuously frightening Crush on the youngest Osbourne Child, Jack.

Last night I was flipping through the channels and saw a commercial for the Teen Choice Awards, feaaaaturing Jaccccck and Kelly Osbourne, blah blah blah.

Anyways, I let out a involuntary eep !

And my mother says to me "Did you just EEP ?"

and I said "No, no I did not eep"

"No you most definitely just eeped with delight"

Will my odd and inexplicable attraction to this boy ever end ?

The world may never know.