09.26.02-6:21 p.m.>

Dear Andrew of Something Corporate fame,

This is a wakeup call,

YOU ARE NOT BEN FOLDS

Yes the role of Ben Folds has been cast and is currently being filled by none other than Ben Folds himself.

Not to say I dont like your band,but what the fuck, you're NOT BEN FOLDS...god damn.

seriously you guys.