02.27.03-10:06 p.m.>

Donuts...

Frosted or Glazed, creme filled or jelly. Bearclaw or Kruller, I love thee !

Yes, today I declare my love for the awe inspiring pastry that has added countless pounds to millions of already overweight Americans.

Ah, the Donut.

With a cup of coffee, or a glass of chocolate milk.

In the morning,or during a study session.

Friend to the lonely.

Aid to the law enforcers !

Baked Good which could have only been brought to us by god himself.

Oh Donut, today we celebrate you and all your artery clogging glory.

So today Donut, when you meet your pastry fate, and realize your digestive destiny,know your journey has not been made in vain for every calorie consumed you bring pure contentment, and even elation to thousands and thousands across the nation.