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Melissa is bored these days...

Melissa has created a survey.

Fill out her survey to amuse her.

Funnier Surveys will be posted and added to a list of Melissa Mee all stars !

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1. Name

1a) Place of Residence

b) Age

c) Email

d)website

e)link to pic

2. How long have you been reading ?

2a). Why ?

3. Favorite thing about this diary ?

4. Least favorite thing about this diary ?

5. Last movie you saw ?

6. Best show on Television this season ?

7.Best 5 albums of 2001 ?

8. Worst 5 albums of 2001 ?

9. Most underrated album of 2001 ?

10.Favorite Beverage ?

11. Last book you read because you wanted to ?

12. Worst Job ever ?

(Did you sell doors..door to door ?)

13. I really wish_____________

would get a swift kick in the teeth.

14. I am so much cooler than Melissa, because

_________________.

15.One thing you'd never guess

just by looking at me, the lovely

person filling out this survey is_____________.

16. The last time I drew blood involved

________________

17. Melissa,

I think you should paint your room______________

18. Melissa,

you never write about ____________ enough.

19. Melissa

you write about___________ too damn much.

20. Melissa if you have one free week

you really oughta visit________, because_______.

21. I havent heard this song in far too long.

22. The last time

I felt old was...

23. Melissa,

for Christmas/Hanukkah,please tell

Santa/The Hanukkah Hobbit,I want______

24.Do you want a tivo ?

25. Really ? Me too !

26. My favorite condiment is...

27. Favorite Fruit...

28. Vegetable

29. Flavor Ice Cream

30. Taco Bell Menu Item

31. Last thing you heard/saw that made your brain hurt ?

32. Last thing you laughed at ?

33. Last thing that made you sigh ?

34.The following Famous People

should be permanently removed from the population...

35.This is the last song I heard worth listening to

36. This is the last show I went to...

37. The greatest band you're most likely

not listening to is...

38. Favorite bad joke ?

(Im really partial to dead baby jokes)

39. In conclusion

can you sum up the experience of my diary

in limerick or haiku form ?